too clever or too stupid
January 13th, 2008
NUJUM PAK BELALANG 2nd Episode
Belalang at the age of schools
#1
Teacher: How old is your father..?
Belalang: Same as me lah.
Teacher: How can that be..?
Belalang: He only became a father when I born lah..!!
#2
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything..!
Belalang: That’s why I tell you she’s no good..!
#3
Teacher: Belalang, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your sister’s. Did you copy his?
Belalang: No la, teacher. It’s the same dog..!
Teacher: Belalang, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your sister’s. Did you copy his?
Belalang: No la, teacher. It’s the same dog..!
#4
Teacher: Belalang, if your father has 10 ringgit and you ask him for 6 ringgit, how much would your father still have..?
Belalang: 10 ringgit.
Teacher: You don’t know Maths kah..? (angry)
Belalang: You don’t know my father bah..!
Teacher: Belalang, if your father has 10 ringgit and you ask him for 6 ringgit, how much would your father still have..?
Belalang: 10 ringgit.
Teacher: You don’t know Maths kah..? (angry)
Belalang: You don’t know my father bah..!
#5
Mother: Belalang, come here..!
Belalang: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
Belalang: But.. but.. but.. I will only get my report card tomorrow..?!!
Mother: I know that, but I’m going Balikpapan tomorrow, so I’m scolding you now.
Mother: Belalang, come here..!
Belalang: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
Belalang: But.. but.. but.. I will only get my report card tomorrow..?!!
Mother: I know that, but I’m going Balikpapan tomorrow, so I’m scolding you now.
#6
Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics test..?
Belalang: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So..?
Belalang: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can’t make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???
#7
Teacher: Where were you born?
Belalang: Balikpapan, teacher.
Teacher: Which part?
Belalang: All of me bah..
hahahah (LOL)…. !!
so, what you think, his stupid or clever.. give your comment…!!
so, what you think, his stupid or clever.. give your comment…!!
kay.kastum.com said,
January 14, 2008 @ 10:03 am
That boy can be a good politician one day!
shana said,
January 14, 2008 @ 12:40 pm
hey!welcome to the blogging world!well,belalang is clever for being able to answer with answers yang masuk akal..hehe
superzam said,
January 14, 2008 @ 7:48 pm
hai kay,
Belalang now work as a pereka tari loo.. heheh
hai shana,
he’s intelligent but why the movie director gave his name as BELALANG ha..
TQ for visiting me.
kay.kastum.com said,
January 14, 2008 @ 9:25 pm
See Zam.. my promo on your blog sudah menjadi after I post about your site.. I will send you the bills later.
e-jUMp anak RamAn said,
January 15, 2008 @ 2:33 pm
alo kay,
belalang x smpat jadi good politician sebab hasil drpda sumpahan cikgu, dia sdh jadi belalang..
abis crita.. x bleh ckp x pning kpla..!! -lol-